The Greatest Show on Earth
Come one! Come all!
Welcome, ladies and gents, boys and girls! Beyond these gates wait spectacles for all ages! Behold astonishing acts of daring-do, unlike any displayed anywhere else in this dull, drab world! Be left agape at the oddities and downright monstrosities hidden from ‘polite society!’ But above all else, leave your worries, your inhibitions, and yourself behind as you enter our heartstoppingly entertaining, our astoundingly terrifying, our beautiful and tragic world!
So again, I say! Come one! Come all! Walk! Run! Wander my way! But don’t miss out on this opportunity of a lifetime to lose yourself and experience life as it was meant to be experienced!